News @ Fnarg

May 23rd, 2010 :: Doctor Who?: I've been getting more and more emails from Doctor Who fans, who refer to the current incarnation of their favorite show as "series Fnarg". Just to be clear, I have nothing to do with Doctor Who. I've watched some of the original series, remember liking it, but haven't seen the new ones and I sure as shit ain't devoting this site to them. Bitches leave, I was here first!

Twilight Sucks

May 6th, 2010 :: Apple is a whiny cunt: Ellen (Degeneres) did a parody of those iPhone commercials. It was kinda funny, and a bit ridiculous, but I guess that's her brand of humour. Apple, being a bunch of dick-eating fuckheads, didn't laugh, so they threw a hissy fit and made her apologize on-the-air. Now let's cut the bullshit, no one would watch this obviously parodic skit and think "this phone is crap", even more so now that it's been out for almost three years and is well known throughout the industrialized world. Apple are being cunts, as usual.

Perhaps worse though, at least in my view, is that Apple's entire ad campaign is built on the concept of humorously slandering the PC. Of course they get away with it, because "PC" is not a brand. Typical pussy behaviour, they dish it but can't take it. Steve Jobs, I don't know who pissed in your corn flakes when you were a young san franciscan douche, but you need to get over it man. Have the maturity to laugh at yourself, you should know better.

Mar 22nd, 2010 :: New Tune "Faded Days", you know where to find it

Mar 17th, 2010 :: Apple's business model



Apple doesn't manufacture hard drives, they buy it from a distributor, slide it in the box, then charge you an extra $431 just for shits. That same $431 could have bought you two more 2TB hard drives, with a bit of cash left over for (cheap) hookers and blow. For comparison, they make more profit off a single hard drive, than most computer shops make off a $4000 gaming PC. Just keep on drinkin' that white shiny kool-aid...

Mar 6th, 2010 :: Die Antwoord: I've been listening to this for a week, and I can't explain it but I fucking love it! The full album is available for streaming or free download from their website. Die Antwoord is a "Zef-Rap" act from South Africa. Their music is a strange yet awesome fusion of rap with minimal techno and rave influences. Just fuckin' try it. It is insanely catchy, produced to perfection, and they all have mad flow. If you're the adventurous type, I recommend "Beat Boy", that thing is so epic I want to drop it on a dance floor so bad! Pure fucking red-eyed cracked-out genius!

Mar 2nd, 2010 :: Windows 7 Hacks: Microsoft released an update KB971033, which can detect Windows 7 activation hacks such as "Windows 7 Loader" and other soft mods (BIOS mods are unaffected). It also phones home every 90 days, and gives Microsoft the power to disable your Windows like they did with WGA. Download and run RemoveWAT to get rid of that garbage.

Feb 19th, 2010 :: Epic downtime is epic: I'm still putting things back together, but I'm now running on a new machine after the longest down period in 10 years of Fnarg. What a fucking trainwreck!

Jan 8th, 2010 :: Unplanned downtime: Fnarg has been up and down over the past few days. Looks like a failing hard drive...

Dec 8th, 2009 :: Yarr, me matey!: I'm sick as a dog, but this is too juicy to wait. The CRIA is being sued for $6 BILLION for copyright infringement. You heard me! The Recording Industry is being sued by an artist's estate, for distributing and reproducing content without permission. These are exciting times for us copyright reformists, oh yes! One of these days, I gotta take Michael Geist out for a beer.

Dec 3rd, 2009 :: Afghanistan: I don't care about the color of their skin, but these people are collectively stupid: Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear. Honourable mention for the guy who lobbed a hand grenade at a lion, to get revenge for eating his brother. Now I don't care which book of lies you worship, but if you're standing next to a lion, and you become lion food, it ain't the lion's fault.

Dec 1st, 2009 :: Fuck Christmas!: Yeah, I said it. Fuck you, Fuck the zombie jew, Fuck that fat bearded inflation mascot, and Fuck anyone who thinks Christmas is anything more than a celebration of sheepish consumerism. If you're getting together with your family, that's great, but if you're handing them gifts, let me ask you this: why December 25th ? Why not yesterday ? Why not throw a "Buy me shiny-wrapped shit" holiday in the middle of fucking July, when people aren't depressed out of their skulls over snow and flu and traffic ? And what's up with all this "christmas debt" ? You want to see a happy kid ? Skip the stupid Disney toys, retarded Pokemon and soon-to-be-abandoned pets, I say give them all LSD to blow their vapid little minds. People don't need more random shit, what they need is more brains!

Nov 9th, 2009 :: ACTA: Remember when they said we should kill all the jews ? Yeah, fuck that! There's a far greater threat in sight: the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA). This overreaching international treaty may force ISPs to actively police their users, monitoring for copyright violations and any other indesirable elements the oligarchies want to suppress. As always, get schooled from Canada's greatest intellectual asset, Michael Geist. Oh, and Mr. Harper: FUCK YOUR DUMB FACE!

Sep 22nd, 2009 :: Headphone bliss: Beyerdynamic DT 990 Pro. I thought they sounded good at the store, they sound absolutely delicious on my system. I'm going to be blunt, and say that they sound almost exactly as if my 8" Monitors were duct taped to my skull. They are that full and flat, and CHEAP! $215... about a quarter of what I was almost ready to drop on Sennheisers or Grados. They look like granny panties but I don't give a flying fuck what happens outside my ears.

Extremely valuable information:

I am in love... with this car!

The Murtaya, a kit car from the country that brought us our crazy inbred fucktard of a Queen, is a lightweight AWD roadster that uses the powertrain from the Subaru Impreza. The fact that it looks kind of like a de-queerified BMW Z4 is just icing on the cake. I had heard of it a while ago, but today I saw one up close for the first time, sweet fuckin' ride!

Check it out at the designer's site : Adrenaline Motorsport UK

Jul 6th, 2009 :: Cool site: Eternal Moonwalk

Jun 1st, 2009 :: GM files for bankruptcy protection

Oh, gee! Surprise Sur-fuckin-prise! Why in the fuck are we paying to "save" this trainwreck of a company ? They supposedly hold $82 billion in assets, and $173 billion in debt. Fuck GM! They fail to fulfill the needs and wants of their customers, and quality has gone down the drain. They deserve to die, and we do NOT deserve to be stuck with their bad debt.

My favorite clown Stephen Harper, assisted by his amerifag sycophants, is "contributing" over $10 billion to bail these dinosaurs out, that's what... $400 from each Canadian citizen! Why the fuck is he throwing our money away at the americans ? They don't vote for him, and they sure as shit don't do a thing for me. If he wants to make me happy, take that $10 billion and buy each Canadian a Playstation, so we can play Grand Theft Auto all fucking day long.

May 04th, 2009 :: My tune "Moon Buster" hit the front page of TheSixtyOne. I'm a fucking star, baby! Now go vote for me and inflate my ego a little more.

Heh heh heh...(from XKCD)

Mar 24th, 2009 :: ObaMAFIAA: Got any spare change, bitches?

Mar 20th, 2009 :: Pwn2Own winner, Charlie Miller, is a typical American

Mar 03rd, 2009 :: Dear Iran, Lighten the Fuck Up!

Dec 11th, 2008 :: Bus service is apparently not essential in the nation's capital. And these half-breeds wonder why people randomly attack their ignorant asses on the job... Last year, I wanted to yell at them for being incompetent and unreliable; this year I want to shove them all in a wood chipper, dumb fucks! I can't even begin to guesstimate the extravagant cost to Ottawa's citizens every day, as a direct result of their narrow-minded actions. Cab fares, lost wages, lost business, time wasted in traffic or on foot; just for myself this works out to about $50 per day, and I fucking live downtown. Meanwhile the City of Ottawa is saving 3 Million Dollars a day in salaries and fuel. 3 megabucks for a service that fails to meet expectations on a daily basis, how about they fire all these ungrateful bastards and buy me a new car, it would be cheaper in the long run!

Oct 10th, 2008 :: Two conspiracy documentaries I command you to watch. Zeitgeist (play | torrent) and Zeitgeist: Addendum (play | torrent). It's a great time to be anti-American!

Sep 27, 2008 :: Review: Metallica's new album, Death Magnetic

Sep 11, 2008 :: A Youtube Public Service Announcement from Anonymous:


Sep 06, 2008 :: 4chan fawking rocks : Metallica Lolcats

Aug 26, 2008 :: New tune "Moon Buster" on the Music Page, and apologies to all y'all who've been trying to get a hold of me... I've been swamped these last few days, really looking forward to a brief vacation so I can catch up.

Aug 14, 2008 :: New tune "The Aftermath" on the Music Page, big big production with my pal Bit Burn. Do me a favor: go to Club Heaven (Ottawa), and tell Marty how awesome The Aftermath is so we can get this single released! =)

Aug 12, 2008 :: The Music Page is up, and sadly I'm no longer offering Seedbox services until someone puts an untimely end to the media terrorist faction called BREIN

Jul 03, 2008 :: The OEM Express story, or how not to run a business, reposted with permission.

Jun 27, 2008 :: If you have 5 minutes to kill, please do roll your eyes at the Douchiest Phone Message in History.

Jun 16, 2008 :: I've finally slapped on a new look, you like ? It's a work in progress.

Check out the electronic music project featuring BitBurn and myself: FukdebasS